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• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• They asked me to write a letter
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• So they caught George W. Bush
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• I could tell you some stories
• So they caught Santa Claus
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• They came together so as to form one whole
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• You could be so delicious
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• They could have saved Kevin
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Don't ask don't tell
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Rape committed by women
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• So you want to be a star?
• Kevin So
• You are so beautiful
• So Close
• You were always so good to me
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• Wilhelm Tell
• The Library Book
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about cranes
• The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• They mass produce plastic women
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• They Love Each Other
• They say it's never too late
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• How the Nome King Became Angry
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How could this happen?
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Could have beens, should have beens
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• oilseed rape
• Base rape
• Don't stand so close to me
• American girls are all so easy
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Carl & The Passions (So Tough)
• So Far From Home
• So your kids want a pet
• So much nothing
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• She's so cute
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Gays are great, so she says
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• the dream itself isn't so terrifying
• "So?" is a challenge
• tell
• Show, don't tell
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Kiss and Tell
• Time will tell
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• tell her your feelings
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• they fired carbon at the statue
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They who monitor the Internet
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Victim of an insane culture
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• How Eulenspiegel became a trumpeter
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• I could fall in love with Jersey at sunset

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