Findings:

• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm too old for this shit
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't shit where you eat
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm Going Home
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Make shit up
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• Eat shit or puke trying
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• eat out
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Eat Me
• Who shall we eat?
• Pop Will Eat Itself
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Eat the rich
• Eat Static
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Dog Eat Dog
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Meal, ready to eat
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I will eat your soul
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• How to eat a mango
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Good Eats
• You can't eat a flag
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• You can eat sushi
• Jimmy Eat World
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• How to eat an artichoke
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• the meat we eat
• and I eat you alive
• Why dogs eat grass
• Let them eat cake
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Watching you eat an apple
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• How to eat a shot glass
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• How to eat an Oreo cookie
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Eat poop you cat
• In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
• Eat it, don't read it
• Do not eat
• The Curious Eat Themselves
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Eat any good books lately?
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• I Eat Weeds and Trees
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Eat the eyes first
• The proper way to eat a tompoes
• All you can eat
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Ready to eat jelly
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• We need to get our collective shits together.
• I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
• Eats, Shoots and Leaves
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• Wog Eat Wog World
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• Everybody Eat
• love to eat (user)
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• Pet python eats Cambodian boy
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• I eat a lot of Dick's in the summertime
• Tigers Eat Hearts
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• You eated my cookie?

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