Findings:

• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• From the Earth to the Moon: 1: The Gun Club
• not running from, but going to
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Good from far, but far from good
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Lessons learned from World War II
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Perfect From Now On
• Deer Hunting with Jesus: Dispatches from America's Class War
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• War is hell but men like it
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Butt Wars
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Keep guns away from drunks
• From Baghdad, with Britney Spears and Toby Keith, it's the Iraq War Halftime Show!
• Freedom is under threat from guns, abortions and children's television
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Soldier from the wars returning
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• In Germany Before The War
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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