Findings:

• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
• until someone loves you, i'll keep you safe
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Mountain Dew
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Your product, Mountain Dew, and my dissertation
• Mountain Dew Cake
• Mountain Dew Code Red
• Diet Mountain Dew
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• Mountain Dew LiveWire
• Mountain Dew Baja Blast
• Pitch Black Mountain Dew
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• buy
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• buy the farm
• Buy Nothing Day
• Red Hat To Buy Microsoft
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Buy new shoes
• Wanna buy a duck?
• how to buy a coconut
• Buy low, sell high
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• Gotta Buy 'Em All
• How to buy computer parts
• Buying a mattress
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• in line to buy a ticket, high
• Buy now pay later
• Buying an electric guitar
• Buying a toilet plunger
• Money can buy happiness
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• impulse buy
• Buy a station wagon not an SUV
• Why I buy CDs
• Buying a guitar amplifier
• Ring the cactus, buy the house a round
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Philip Glass buys a loaf of bread
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• Things which money cannot buy
• How to buy a home
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Buy a Gun
• Melinda buys a new car
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• Buying an arcade game at an auction
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I would like to buy you a drink
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Buy this SUV, send your kid to college
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• How to buy a used golf cart
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• Buying condoms
• Buying a synthesizer
• How to buy a BATF Class III item
• You fly I buy
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• Buy the rumor, sell the fact
• How to buy drugs in an open-air market
• Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)
• Buy here pay here
• How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
• Money can't buy happiness
• Buying a pornographic magazine
• Buying a used car
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• Buying Louis Vuitton bags
• Buying lingerie for your lover
• Sell high, buy low
• Buy your bike at a bike shop
• How to buy drugs in the ghetto
• She buys apples
• Let's buy Sony
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Buy Italian Suits!
• Going to the hardware store to buy a loaf of bread
• Sell Berbatov and buy four center backs
• Buy the ticket, take the ride
• Books to Buy (category)
• To Buy a Creature
• Buy Votes (node_forward)
• Buy Chings (node_forward)
• What would Jesus buy?
• buy 2mg.xanax purepac
• Items to buy in combination, for comic effect
• Why why you shouldn't buy a mac
• Why you shouldn't buy a Mac
• Mister Chu buys apricots
• come buy, come buy; our grapes fresh from the vine
• sweet to tongue and sound to eye - come buy, come buy
• buy christmas ornaments
• How we buy things
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Buy Large Mansions
• dew (user)
• Tullamore Dew
• Dew
• the foggy dew
• The Dew of Adashino
• On a Drop of Dew
• moon dew
• Super Dew
• pixie dew
• Morning Dew
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• deww (user)
• Morning dew covered the park and all its benches
• JOSEPH DEW (user)
• LAIR dew tomps
• ill
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Lincensed to Ill
• Ill Communication
• Licensed to Ill
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'll call you
• house of ill repute
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• The Goods and the Ills
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'll Take Manhattan
• I'll Sink Manhattan
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'll be back
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• seriously ill
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head

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