Findings:

• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Many More Faces Than the Hearts of Humanity, Many More Colors Than the Rainbow
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• Finding out you have cancer
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Heart, have no pity
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• They didn't have the heart
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• I'd rather read a book
• the stars are darker than your heart
• My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• What it's like to have cancer
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It's easier to drink on an empty stomach than to eat on a broken heart
• tell me what you have in your heart
• the only thing more popular than pouring out the contents of your veins is doing the same with your heart
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• No place I'd rather be
• i'd rather not
• Rather than trying
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Cancer Man
• cure for cancer
• Tropic of Cancer
• cancer stick
• breast cancer
• core cancer
• Why must smoking cause cancer?
• Oral Cancer Self Exam
• The Diamond Cancer
• gastric cancer
• checking for testicular cancer
• Age of Cancer
• Power lines and cancer
• Are you trying to get skin cancer?
• Dying of cancer
• Got prostate cancer?
• Shaving Your Head for Cancer Research
• Cancer steals, cancer consumes, now cancer must die
• Grilling can cause cancer
• prostate cancer
• oral cancer
• lung cancer
• American Cancer Society
• Cancer over Aliens
• metastatic cancer
• I got the cancer
• The Cancer Conspiracy
• Dana-Farber Cancer Institute
• Cancer treatment
• cancer node
• liver cancer
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• silence like a cancer grows
• cancer marriage
• Mercury in Cancer
• pancreatic cancer
• The hardest loss of breast cancer
• Acai Berry rectal cancer
• Planet Cancer
• brain cancer
• Bladder cancer
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• cancer pen
• Cancer Boy Considers Art
• fuck cancer
• dishonest
• Dishonest Abe (user)
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Better Than Bouillon
• The tattoo phenomenon
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face

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