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• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I've Never Been to Me
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• boss i wish you had told me
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• That one makes me scream, she said
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Never Let Me Down Again
• It could have been me
• Love me the way that I love you
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• The music that makes me think of New York
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• I used to wish I could dream in black and white
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Make Me Bad
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• It never rains but it pours
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Forever blue, but never black
• I wish I could speak in code
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• You had me at hello
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• simple answers make me insane
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I wish I could burn like god
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I could make a habit out of you
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Best smoke I've ever had
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I've got the music in me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• We never smile in a way that is not obsequious
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• you affect me in invisible ways
• I wish I could invent shit
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• I wish I could bottle you
• The best I never had
• Men make more money than women
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• And it makes me wonder
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I wish you would talk to me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Ways men evaluate women
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• You've never had it so good
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• graveyards make me wet
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• earn it. make me love you.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I've never
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Some Niggers Never Die, They Just Smell that Way
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Make me one of you
• Make Me Mommy
• make a wish
• Your tears make me smile
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.

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