• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been expecting you
• I've been a wild rover for many a year, and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer...
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I've been waiting forever
• I've Been Tired
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've been shot!
• I've been a woman for too long
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been on the net (user)
• I've been completed
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I've been working on my homework
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've been smoking ever since
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• love like you've never been hurt
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Oh! No! I've polluted my Winnie-the-Pooh with teardrops!
• I've earned my hate, earned it!
• You've Been Dumped
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• I Feel I've Melted
• I've inadvertently created a superfly
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Oceania has never been at war
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My dog has been stolen
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• It's been years since we were born
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• I've lost interest
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• -ive
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• you would have been
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I've developed a new skill
• I've Got a Woman
• I've thrown a 2 carat diamond ring at a man on the streets of Paris.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The Road I've Travelled
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Proximity Martini
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• It's been lovely
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Ive Brussel
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• the hottest it has ever been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Has Been
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Things I've learned from Everything
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Front porch, what should have been said
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• It could have been me
• It's been real
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• They had been expecting me
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Jobs I've Had
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Evolution is only a theory
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• Ski piss
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• I've got the music in me
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• I've Got a Secret

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