• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've developed a new skill
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
• try/catch/finally
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• -ive
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've been completed
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• I've been on the net (user)
• Indiana once tried to change the value of pi
• These are the Times that Try Men's Souls
• I tried to fight a coward.
• I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• St Ives
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• The Weary Traveller, who tried, sought
• try on
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• I've lost interest
• I've Never Been to Me
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• try (user)
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• The Day I Tried To Live
• Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
• Try finding a stable in Bethlehem now
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Interesting fruits I've known
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I think I tried to flirt with you
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Last year I tried to die
• Try A Little Tenderness
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• The Road I've Travelled
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• They don't know what I've done
• At least you tried your best
• programs compiling on the first try
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Lene Lovich Tries To Sleep
• try to summon the dream once more
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've been expecting you
• I've got the music in me
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• I tried to pull you into my head
• Try Harder (user)
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've had you here before
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
• last try (user)
• Insomniac, I Tried
• I've Got a Secret
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've been shot!
• I've Seen Your Picture
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I've Seen It All
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• Now that I've told you
• Give it the old college try
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Currier and Ives
• Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
• i've done nothing lately
• there, I've linked insulting nodes to my own writeup to save others the trouble
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• let's try me (user)
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've thrown a 2 carat diamond ring at a man on the streets of Paris.
• Incidentally, I've claimed the power of pussy
• Try not to look into my eyes
• i try to forget you
• I still haven't tried the roulette
• Jobs I've Had
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I've inadvertently created a superfly
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I tried to classify types of joy
• The sky tried sunny went back to grey
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• I've
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Eyes I've known
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• some girls try too hard
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I've been working on my homework
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• Tried
• Would you like to try a sample?
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• I've never
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've lost my appetite
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Charles Ives
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The time I've lost in wooing
• I've Seen Everything
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• I've got socks
• I've been a wild rover for many a year, and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer...
• It is a new search engine, wanna try?
• I try not to think about it
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle

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