• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• I'm sorry
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm not racist but...
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I'm sorry for your loss
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm so sorry
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• So. Central Rain
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• If God has a dwelling place, it is in libraries
• George W. Bush's address, the War on Iraq has begun - March 19, 2003
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night
• I'm Losing You
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm No Angel
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm a Mountain
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm not lovin' it
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part X Fraudulent Transactions Relating to Contracts and Trade
• Jodrell Bank
• sperm bank
• South Bank Centre
• The Dogger Bank incident
• Thai Military Bank
• Paul Banks
• Monkey Butt!
• Free but worthless shares
• but aren't we all
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I am but higher
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• deny couches (user)
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• A community without shame has no future
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Has Internet advertising lost its mind?
• La illah ha il Allah
• The devil has blue eyes
• I can has cheezburger?
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm on my last go-round
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• The Pope said sorry
• Sorry about my friend
• How to deal with banks
• Iain M. Banks
• Banks of the Nile
• International Bank Account Number
• run on the bank (node_forward)
• Butt joint
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It never rains but it pours
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Forever blue, but never black
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer

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