• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Being a dickhead
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• lizards don't understand
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I don't understand math
• I'm so sorry
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm not racist but...
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Sorry, I don't work here
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• They don't understand my tea
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• So. Central Rain
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm sorry
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• HEY im cool (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm good for it.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• sorry (user)
• Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
• To understand Fundamentalism, you need to know what a fundament is.
• Things people put up their butts
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• The Guards die, but do not surrender

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