• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Being a dickhead
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• i know you are but what am i
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• The city knows I'm leaving
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• She knows no truth except her own.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Collision avoidance technique
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Tell him, she told me
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• not running from, but going to
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm Going Home
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Is she really going out with him?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• she does not know how much I need this
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm not racist but...
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to kill you
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• She's found the hole in reality. She knows its depth.
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I'm Going Crazy
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I know I am but summer to your heart,

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