• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just a bill
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm not talking about
• Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Ass Pain
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• The Progression of Physical Pain
• Feel her pain
• Life, pain
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Talking Heads
• talking in letters
• Talking about the weather
• They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular
• Walking around the house naked
• Walking Man 9
• Laurens Walking
• walking stationer
• The Ass and His Driver
• jawbone of an ass
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Ass wrestling
• show your ass (user)
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• This is Just to Say
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Once and only once is not just for code
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• Just Add Water (user)
• I just shook Bill Clinton's hand
• Just another 400m dash
• I never seek shelter, just wait for the storm
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Normal is just a setting on a washing machine
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Just War
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• Just Like Snow
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I stand in line for that kinda pain
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: Introduction to the Pains of Opium II
• Fuck the Pain Away
• pain meds
• talking about other countries
• Modern Talking
• walking on eggshells
• Walking Man 16
• Walking down the motorway, cars coming from behind
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• Red Ass
• Weird-ass exam technique
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• just friends
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• It's all just noise
• just to have some human contact
• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
• just right
• That's just my broken parts coming through the surface
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• It's just a matter of eliminating obstacles
• it's just me (user)
• I just want to be a drummer
• Just A Jack (user)
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• life is pain
• Germany's Growing Pains
• Murray the Talking Skull
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Talking tomorrow
• Spiral #2: Walking
• Walking Man 2
• Walking Man 22
• Walking down Albion Street
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• ass
• The Ass and the Wolf
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• hoss ass hole (user)
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after

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