Findings:
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Straighten Up And Fly Right
- Ken Lay
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Having sex up against a wall
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Right side up
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Clearing Up Some Misconceptions: Donation Box
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Religious Right
- Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Shut The Fuck Up
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Yes me, right now
- step right up
- I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- Wrap Up In Noder Love: An E2 Craft Project and Fundraiser
- Religious Experience
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- what are all those long dead ancient masters up to now?
- Is having a job a human right?
- No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Fucked up ways to die
- Home surgery
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Now I'm Nothing
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- The Religious Right is fundamentally wrong
- Some Experiences in Korea
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- Fucked Up
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Right here and now
- Right now,
- right up my alley
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'm not that kinda girl
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- If I died right now
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- chalk it up to experience
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I hate myself right now
- There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- Spiritual beings having a physical experience
- You Fucked Up!
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- movement to elect the Religious Right
- Some Elementary Comments on the Rights of Freedom of Expression
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- Archived E2 FAQ: Back Up Your Work (document)
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Right now I am floating
- Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
- Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- People have fucked up before
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- Right Here, Right Now
- The Varieties of Religious Experience
- We reserve the right to learn from experience
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- T-Bone Burnett on the Religious Right
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- John McCain speech on Religious Right
- e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
- Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- History of the E2 Voting/Experience system
- Physical beings having a spiritual experience
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Right Where You Are Sitting Now
- The Religious Experience of Philip K. Dick
- fuck up
- Some Kinda Itch
- Human Rights First
- Nodes of "E2 Canada"
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Thank you letter to E2 users
- The Horny E2 Portland Conflagration post-soiree wrap-up
- T.A.Z.: II. Some Poetic-Terrorist Ideas Still Sadly Languishing in the Realm of "Conceptual Art,"
- The First Fantastic E2 Crossword Puzzle (solution)
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- It's nothing to listen to, just some memories
- E2 saved my life
- just to have some human contact
- Archived E2 FAQ: Languages (document)
- Some words are harder than others
- on to the saga of the e2 poster (document)
- Gossip and monogamy
- Big ridiculous title for the definitive E2 gathering to usher in the New Year!®
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- The Definitive E2 Weekend Spectacular Hull Breeching Extravaganza!
- Archived E2 FAQ: Marked for Destruction (document)
- blow up
- I am not making this up
- Archived E2 FAQ: Introduction (document)
- All sewed up
- E2 Mentoring Sign-Up (document)
- Load up
- E2 FAQ: Polls (node_forward)
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- E2 Podcast, Season 1 Episode 4 (podcast)
- The storm, it came up strong
- Blue Got Up
- E2 birthday registry (node_forward)
- mixing IC and OOC up in the code of computer-based RPG
- All Fired Up
- Ack! You lost experience!
- Waking up in a cold room
- My experience with battery acid
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