• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• Want to be a werewolf
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• One word that will make others laugh
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I want you inside me
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I want anime hair, and then some
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Don't be sad
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• That phone call you don't want to make
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• make me hurt you
• graveyards make me wet
• "I want to make the milk," or, More Tales from Youth
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• So you want to be a star?
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• If your wish be to close me
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Live Era '87-'93
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• And it makes me wonder
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Make Me Mommy
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I want to be the air around you.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Things that make me feel feminine
• earn it. make me love you.
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Please God, make me a stone.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Look siad me Be like me
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I wanted to be
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• I wanted you to want me
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Make me one with everything
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• She only wants me for sex
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• you make me think of death
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Free to Be, You and Me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Much like what music wants to be
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• I'm going to be a Dad
• That would be me
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• All I ever wanted to be
• Let me be your fantasy
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• They Don't Want Me

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