• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• So much it scares me
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• What have you done for me lately?
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I have no faith in your God
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• So you don't have to
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• I'm so tough
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• So help me God
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Could you have danced with me?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm so sorry
• so save me (user)
• Dogs that have owned me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I have lost many things, so many
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• You have no power over me
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't stand so close to me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• It could have been me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I'm Glad
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I used to have so many dreams
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• so much to say
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Why I love Pascal so much
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Me So Horny
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• So Much for Dreaming
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• So Sue Me
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm glad you're here.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• feline allergies
• I'm glad I'm white
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I have too much to say
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot

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