• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm an Addict
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• protoculture addicts
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The machine is winning
• How to smoke without getting addicted
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Winning Ways
• smoke addicted
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
• Noise Addict
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I'm dead (user)
• Winning the War on Terror for Muslims: The Field Muslim and the House Muslim
• Confessions of a sex addict
• I'm not very cool
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• National Invitation Tournament
• I think I am addicted to The Learning Channel
• Addicted to Longing
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Winning Oscars by playing characters with disabilities
• Hashish - The Musician and the Addict
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• Winning the War on Terror for Muslims: Prayer and Memory
• When Society Becomes an Addict
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm good for it.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams

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