• No place I'd rather be
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• rather be in Philadelphia
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• I'd rather read a book
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• How to be a good evil villain
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Your dog might be evil...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• be cool
• Caller ID buffer overflow
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• To be noble in an average life
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• Lest ye be a blasted hypocrite
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• state ID
• id est
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• the world will be remade in our image
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What is it like to be a bat?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If It Be True
• OBAFGKM
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Be Not Afraid
• Glad to be gay
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Work hard. Be strong.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• painting stars that have come to be
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I'd
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Yeah, I'd lick that for a dollar
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• How to be an asshole
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Oh to be Odd!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The end will be a sellout
• AI should be our top priority.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?

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