• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The right to bear arms
• The Right To Be Offensive
• The right to be wrong
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• right to keep and bear arms
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Right to keep armed bears
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Give equal rights to gays
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Right to arm bears
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• What would you give your left arm for?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• No place I'd rather be
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• right to bear arms
• Harry Potter and the Right to Bear Arms
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The LAWG Waffle Jam, wait, er, no that's right.
• Rights issue
• Colonial Arms
• touch my arm
• Manual of Puissant Skill at Arms
• coat of arms
• The Heckling Laugh of a Boy with No Arms and No Heart
• Be
• I know what it's like to be dead
• rather be in Philadelphia
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• be seeing you
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Be cool in college
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• College football must be preserved
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• An M pretending to be an S
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Something to Be Desired
• Publish and be damned!
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Short can be good! (document)
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• This love will be your downfall.
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Things that give life meaning
• Just give him the damned fish
• I know, let's give shit away
• Give me back my bike!
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• Give As You Earn
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms
• Which BSD is right for me?
• The right tool for the job
• I hate myself right now
• Chapter 2. Rights and Liberties of Man and Citizen
• A Vindication of the Rights of Woman: Chapter Five
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• H-Day: Sweden's conversion from left to right side driving
• Platonic friends are always right
• In defence of the right not to say the Pledge
• A Vindication of the Rights of Men
• Human Rights Campaign
• Jesus loves me, right?
• There is no 'correct' right answer
• Armed Forces
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty (SALT II) Part I
• Exercises for the Arms
• That's not my arm
• Italian Arm Salute
• long arm statute
• these arms, this heart, this body, sleep here
• Free to Be, You and Me
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Never be the first to let go
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• What does it mean to be religious?
• all the cute guys will be there
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• To thine own self be true
• Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
• murder can be fun
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• How the Sun Came to Be
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Be an adult. Be false.
• Bear Boxing
• Be Thou My Vision
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I must die or be better
• That'll be $8.75
• The BMT That Used To Be
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Cool To Be You
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• trying to be a feminist
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I'll be your mirror

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