Findings:
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Take Me As I Am
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- There is no real me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Society made me what I am
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- You remind me of a cartoon character
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- the real me
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- David Cross
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I am not a real person
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Real Me
- Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- character device
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Character actor
- He called me Sarah once
- Character names in Harry Potter
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- character mode file
- Winning Oscars by playing characters with disabilities
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- Cross Country Canada
- give the devil a kiss from me
- radar cross section
- real sysadmins
- cross breeding
- Real World Road Rules Challenge
- I have crossed the final threshold
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Twilight of the Crosses
- Monotonicity of real Mobius functions
- The Real Inspector Hound
- David Duke
- Real Doll
- David Hyde Pierce
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book
- David Low
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- David Livingstone
- Estate real (user)
- David Alfaro Siqueiros
- David Feintuch
- nothing as real as a warm sigh
- David Lean
- David Lloyd George
- David Rappaport
- David Thewliss
- David Palmer
- David Bickler
- David Kabuki (user)
- David Neeleman
- A letter from Jacques-Louis David to Marguerite-Charlotte Pecard (node_forward)
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Me and a Gun
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- Lick me where I bleed
- Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
- stop calling me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- you ain't seen me.. right?
- hand me downs
- Sing me a Song
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- They had been expecting me
- Urinal Cakes and Me
- You say you want to help me
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- humani nil alienum a me puto
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- You Will Call Me Kompressor
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- I look better when I am wet
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- These people are still happening to me
- When am I an adult?
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- I am invisible
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
- Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
- I Am Legend
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- I am not what I am
- Dead Like Me
- I am Jack's wasted life
- Chica Me Tipo
- 2:00 AM philosophy
- Call me Anna
- I am Not Poisoned
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- I am a paedophile
- What is in me (user)
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- ams (user)
- Tell me a story about clouds
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- I Am A Strange Loop
- eyed me like a female mantis
- I am Jack's last stand
- Please, Call me Honky
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- he that is not with me is against me
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- fuck me and marry me young
- I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
- Experience tells me not to try
- Tickle Me Emo
- Bald Wookie (user)
- The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
- title character
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- INTERCAL character set
- like you love me
- Chinese character tattoos
- Two Characters in Search of a Restaurant
- Final Fantasy character archetypes
- Stations of the Cross
- It's Me or the Dog
- True Cross
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
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