Findings:
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- There is no real me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Myself When I am Real
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- I am not a real person
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Take Me As I Am
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- You remind me of a cartoon character
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- David Cross
- Society made me what I am
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Real Me
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Wake me up if you still want me
- I am militantly unaware of my environment
- Red Dwarf insulted me
- Behold! I am a muppet psychic
- There's a certain silence driving me mad
- I am a feminist
- Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
- I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Five a.m.
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- I am incapable of using urinals
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- c me not (user)
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- I am a racist
- Everything I Am to You
- he calls me girly (user)
- Sam i am (user)
- Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
- Please, Call me Honky
- i am god 1792 (user)
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- I am Robert, i AM_root (category)
- chase me avalyn (user)
- A.M.
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- I am information. I am music.
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- So this bald girl walked into a bar
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- ASCII characters
- x86 Real Mode
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Get a real computer!
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Real estate agent
- character entity reference
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- Video Games Characters
- Getting real beer in Utah
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- Crossed Rifles
- It's been real
- cross fader
- Real Time With Bill Maher
- Vauxhall Cross
- keeping it real
- The legend of the gypsy and the nails from the cross
- Estate listing real (user)
- cross (user)
- Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
- David Crosby
- David Jason
- David St. Hubbins
- David's Midnight Magic
- David Horowitz
- David Freeman
- David Essner Mathematics Competition
- David Morse
- David the Gnome
- David Ortiz
- David Viner
- David Firth
- David Cohen British Literature Prize
- David Legwand
- -Me- (user)
- Timor mortis conturbat me
- talk to me not the computer
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- My Mom buys me diet pills
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- offend me
- Bangor, Maine
- Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Blow me down!
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Bicycle wrecks are good for me
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- My Thermos talks to me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Love forgive me if I wish you grief
- Weakness in Me
- The phone rings, and then you look at me
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- Windows ME and Scandisk
- For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
- this city wasn't built for me
- Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
- Tell me what to dream
- I look better when I am wet
- Kiss Me Baby
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- The Me Nobody Knows
- 8:16 AM
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- I am a Christian
- You? Me? Us?
- bind()
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- AM/PM
- What Me Worry_root (category)
- Pontiac Grand Am
- All around me
- Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- I am the killer of trolls
- I am blind when I want to be
- You wouldn't recognize me
- I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
- MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
- Who am I now that you're gone?
- sk8rbabe gtta luv me (user)
- I, like your cigarette, am on fire
- E2 egged me on
- 4:37 AM
- Give me something worth reading
- I am at Live 8, therefore I am
- This sea is killing me
- I Am Spock
- please take me to see my mother
- I am hearing the music, I am hearing you
- Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
- who am i (user)
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- The Animal That Therefore I Am
- STOP MUTING ME (user)
- Bald eagle
- show me the code
- Non-player character
- Pencil me in for next Tuesday
- the Real McCoy
- John Saxon Pierce
- Working beliefs of most Episcopalians
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