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• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've thrown a 2 carat diamond ring at a man on the streets of Paris.
• I break myself down
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• plain fiction that i can write myself
• Piss on the third rail
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Jobs I've Had
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I've inadvertently created a superfly
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Dancing With Myself
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Only When I Lose Myself
• For a Minute There I Lost Myself...
• How to piss off the labop
• How to pass a piss test
• Charles Ives
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I've been working on my homework
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• pukesick: notes to myself
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Pissed off like a little squirrel with a frozen pine cone
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• I've never
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've lost my appetite
• Now that I've told you
• not recognizing myself in the mirror
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The time I've lost in wooing
• I've Seen Everything
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• You Enjoy Myself
• I take myself dancing
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I myself am war
• pissed
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Burl Ives
• I think I've forgiven her
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• I left myself at the Airport
• Slipping away from myself
• If I could just watch myself burn
• I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
• Dinosaur piss
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Neatest trip I've had
• David Ives
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I hide myself within my flower
• Far away piece of myself
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• The Wild Colonials
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• I've been dead a long time
• I hate myself and want to die
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I give hope to men. I keep none for myself.
• Taking the piss
• Shit, piss, and corruption
• I've got the Internet
• I Feel I've Melted
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I've walked on the Moon barefoot.
• Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
• I can't stop torturing myself
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Piss and Punk
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I've got a little list
• I've lost you
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The day I punched myself in the face
• Thinking myself in circles
• I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• piss mouth (user)
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• Things I've learned from Everything
• I've Got the World on a String
• I've Got a Woman
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• I can only speak for myself
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Much better than a piss test
• piss artist
• Things that I've overheard
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
• Piss away
• Fate takes a piss
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've Been Tired
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I've already forgiven her. It's all over now
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Notes to Myself
• LOL AT MYSELF (user)
• piss
• Piss on the floor of the men's restroom
• piss mouth_root (category)
• Ski piss
• What I've Learned
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I've heard your song
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• I hate myself right now
• I can do it myself
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Piss Alley
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Books I've Read (category)
• Saving myself for Holden Caulfield
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• I Hate Myself
• Piss in a snowbank
• Piss and vinegar
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• Oh! No! I've polluted my Winnie-the-Pooh with teardrops!
• Me, Myself and Irene
• I Touch Myself
• I punch myself often (user)
• Pissed off
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• Death takes a piss
• -ive
• of all the things i've lost..
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• Ive Brussel
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• Pissed Off Paddy Barman
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership

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