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• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've never
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I've Never met a nice South African
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I am but a moth before your flame
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've Never Been to Me
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• pretty, but
• Pretty Butt (user)
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Forever blue, but never black
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• the ancient lattice closed to all but few, from the river before five hundred forty doors, enter Hall, enter Valgrind
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• executed but never exposed
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Skim this life but never live
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've had you here before
• never again is what you swore the time before
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I've been completed
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Born, never asked
• You can never get away from yourself
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• You never can tell
• you never can tell with bees
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Well I never!
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Children never die
• Pretty Combat Communist Rika-chan
• Pretty Boy Floyd
• Not A Pretty Girl
• Sleeping with someone
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Find someone who...
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• before Christ
• home before the leaves fall
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Pride goes before the fall.
• Blessings before food
• William the Conqueror came before Richard III
• At the start of it, before the falling down
• But who codes the coders?
• Butt weld
• cigarette butt
• But what are they really thinking?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• not equals, but similar
• Not with a bang but a whimper
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The shower drowns out the shutter-click.
• Eating Babies for Fun and Profit
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• eating with your fingers is more fun
• All the fun of the fair
• Fun With Drugs (user)
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• The time I've lost in wooing
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• I've been on the net (user)
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• Never Volunteer
• You're never around when I need you
• Never Stop Burning
• Never Turn the Fish over
• Names that should never be given to important files
• I never really thought about it
• Never go to a teaching hospital in July
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Never work in a grocery store
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• It's never lupus.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• In all that you never were
• Never forget your towel
• Feeling pretty damned academic
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• Make E2 Pretty: The Contestants (superdoc)
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• What was stolen by someone else
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez

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