Findings:
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Why I've never been ice skating
- I've Never Been to Me
- I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
- Sweet 16 and never been kissed
- love like you've never been hurt
- I've been trying to count the stars
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- you have never been safe
- Oceania has never been at war
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I've been living my life half asleep
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I've frequently not been on boats
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- I've been expecting you
- I've never suffered from nostalgia
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I've been a wild rover for many a year, and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer...
- Letters I've written, never meaning to send
- I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I've Never met a nice South African
- I've been waiting forever
- I've Been Tired
- I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- Evolution has never been observed
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
- I've been crowned the king of it
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I've been shot!
- I've been a woman for too long
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- Since I've Been Loving You
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I've been duped by Satan!
- Never Been Kissed
- I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- I've been dead a long time
- I've been on the net (user)
- I've never
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I've been completed
- I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
- I've been working on my homework
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I've been smoking ever since
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- Oh! No! I've polluted my Winnie-the-Pooh with teardrops!
- I've earned my hate, earned it!
- A broken heart never heals
- The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- We never danced
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- I was never broken
- why you should never be a referee
- I never seek shelter, just wait for the storm
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- I never tried to reach your Eden
- The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets
- Never Trust a Straight Line on a Map
- no, it's your fate to never reach that understanding
- Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- You've Been Dumped
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- Sorry. Position has been filled.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I Feel I've Melted
- I've inadvertently created a superfly
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Feminine hygiene products never cease to amaze
- I never did well with Sunday nights
- You can never get away from yourself
- Things Never to say to your kids
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Never deal with a dragon
- The Mouse Police Never Sleep
- to-morrow come never
- I never heard him say "I love you"
- Why you never cease to captivate me
- You never fought. You just died beautifully.
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- Rust Never Sleeps
- What if it never happened?
- I'm never watching the Today Show again
- Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
- Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
- For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
- we never hear them calling to us
- Never Goin' Back to Georgia
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Murder Never Tasted So Good
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- reticent, never smiles
- Some Niggers Never Die, They Just Smell that Way
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- My dog has been stolen
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- It's been years since we were born
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Advice I have been given about girls
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Since I've stopped watching TV
- I've lost interest
- I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
- i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
- Never say die
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Now or Never
- Never quite at home in the world
- It Never Rains
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
- Never Ignore Chatterbox
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- Millions now living will never die
- It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
- and never the twain shall meet
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Never call again
- Never node mistakes twice
- never judge a by a reading
- Never forget your towel
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The path we have been walking
- So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Names have been changed
- -ive
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- Violence never solved anything
- Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- Never trust a skinny chef
- Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
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