Findings:

• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I've Never Been to Me
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Never Been Kissed
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been on the net (user)
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I’ve been completed
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I've been working on my homework
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've been smoking ever since
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• love like you've never been hurt
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• you have never been safe
• Oceania has never been at war
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've never
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been expecting you
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I've been waiting forever
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I've Been Tired
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• Evolution has never been observed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've been shot!
• I've been a woman for too long
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• you know you've been caught
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I have just been shot
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• chanop borged user (notification)
• Things I've learned from Everything
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Answering a phone that never rings
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• How to crack root and not get caught
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• You're never around when I need you
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Never believe your users
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• The First is Never the Last
• Lightning never strikes twice.
• The software hath been released
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Good as I Been to You
• I speak for the Borg
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• A watched pot never boils
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• My Wang never goes down
• never order fish on Monday
• Why Christianity never caught on in Japan
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Marks which will never be broken
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• You'll never win anything with kids
• better late than never
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Marcus Borg
• Jobs I've Had
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• It's never him
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• Why I never turn on my lightsaber
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• notes I never gave her
• If you never go to sleep, tomorrow never comes
• They say it's never too late
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• A thousand stories never told
• You're never alone
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• i never sleep (user)
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• I'll never forget Morocco
• Children never die
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• been through the fire
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• The Borg, oh
• Ski piss
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• I've got the music in me
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• there, I've linked insulting nodes to my own writeup to save others the trouble
• Never underestimate the power of soup
• He never returned
• Sore throat cure
• It never rains but it pours
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Fallen angels never fully regain control
• What is and what should never be
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Never go to a teaching hospital in July
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• scars are souvenirs you never lose
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I had been hungry all the years
• Since U Been Gone
• This has not been an easy year.

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