Findings:

• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Music was better in the old days
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Now that I've told you
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• now I'm down in it
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm too old for this shit
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Build a Better Mousetrap
• Now I'm Nothing
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I wish I could invent shit
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• better, faster, cheaper
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• better half
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Wish for Something Better
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Better warning labels
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• More is better
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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