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• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Jobs I've Had
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Neatest trip I've had
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• What the Wizard had to say.
• If I Had the World to Give
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• had better
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I've never
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• We had to destroy the future in order to save it
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• The time I've lost in wooing
• Ive Brussel
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• I had a brother, once
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've Got a Secret
• I think I've forgiven her
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• if I had known then what I know now
• David Ives
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• You had me at hello
• there were no words left; we had said them all
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The Wild Colonials
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• Questions I have had today
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I Feel I've Melted
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• I've got the music in me
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• I've lost you
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• you had water, and something deafening from the air
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've Got the World on a String
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've thrown a 2 carat diamond ring at a man on the streets of Paris.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• i had a dream about the future
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• I was once young and had a home
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• Now that I've told you
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I've got a little list
• I've Been Tired
• St Ives
• Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Things I've learned from Everything
• What I've Learned
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• He had something to say. He said it.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Burl Ives
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I've got mine
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• If I had a nickel...
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Houston, we've had a problem
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You've never had it so good
• I've
• Ski piss
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• I've Seen Your Picture
• I've walked on the Moon barefoot.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway

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