• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• I've got a little list
• I've Got the World on a String
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• Still cookin' for two. Got leftovers.
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• I've got the Internet
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Live on Two Legs
• She's got legs
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• I've got mine
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• I've got the music in me
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I've got socks
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• I've Got a Woman
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• I've Got a Secret
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I've been completed
• model leg
• leg slip
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Two dollar bill
• Two Tone
• Two hundred and forty dollas worth o' pudd'n
• Two Minutes Hate
• Soul Sickness Two: Anomie
• Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part two
• two in one hand
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Two Quatrains
• Two Gentlemen On Veronica : Act III, Scene iv
• Two Harbors, Minnesota
• twins of two
• Dirge for Two Veterans
• The Beach Boys: A Tale of Two Concerts
• A Tail of Two Monkeys
• Two forms of meritocratic rule
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• Two Doctors
• Danoot Two (user)
• two skidoos (user)
• two zero one one
• Why I got my tattoo
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• How Six Men Got On in the World
• I got it from Agnes
• Smoke 'em while you got 'em
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• I've Been Tired
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've Seen Your Picture
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Pull one's leg
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Crisp leg of lamb with roasted vegetables in red wine
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• Two thumbs up
• The Nine Pea-hens and the Golden Apples: Part Two
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Two Years' Worth of Paperwork
• old chestnut: two riverboats
• Two Oceans Lake
• Sins of the Fathers : A Victim's Prey (two)
• Part Two: First Stories
• Two o'clock in the morning, ninety four degrees...
• Two Virgins
• The Ynglinga Saga part two
• Gin Buck Two
• The Two Jakes
• Two from the Vault
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• A Breakdown of Two Ancient Aesthetics
• Two Loves
• SciFiQuest 2010: Odyssey Two
• Two girls; one car
• Everyone's got their drug
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• I got the cancer
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• How Hazelnut got torn a new arsehole
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• Ski piss
• I've lost interest
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• i've done nothing lately
• frog legs
• Leg of Lamb
• snake wins a leg
• Just my two cents
• One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
• The Apes and the Two Travelers
• A Bisexual Built for Two
• Two Guys and a Girl
• two flusher
• Two Sides To Every Story
• Meat and two veg.
• The Parson's Tale: Part Two, Seven Deadly Sins
• seven, plus or minus two
• The Two Gentlemen of Verona I.ii
• Two terrified women cowering behind a car
• Why do we hear two thumps in each heartbeat?
• The Two Brothers: Part Three
• Two pair
• the two (user)
• A tale of two organs
• The Two Voices
• Two immortals discussing life and death
• I make two gallons of gas an hour
• The Jackal: Episode Two: Dying Here Is Strictly Prohibited
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• You've got mail
• I got pierced
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• guess i got rung up (user)
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I've been expecting you
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• milk leg
• Legg's (user)
• fine leg
• Goodbye, legs
• Two Mules for Sister Sara
• The Two Towers
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Two Solitudes
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
• There are two sides to every coin
• Two Men
• Two Gentlemen on Veronica : Act I, Scene i
• Two Geeks Computers
• The Two Faces of Ultra Magnus
• Hans Clodhopper: Part Two
• Parallels in the two Star Wars trilogies
• Hobbes and Locke, with two differing views on Life, the Universe, and Everything
• Two Years Before the Mast
• Kingdom of the Two Sicilies
• Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
• Two escapes
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Two Nightshades in a Sherry Reduction
• The day I was showering with two black men
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• Got root?
• I Got Six
• Freddy Got Fingered
• A man's got to know his limitations
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• Neatest trip I've had

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