• I think I've forgiven her
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• I give myself
• My withdrawal into myself
• I'm a stranger here myself
• plain fiction that i can write myself
• Neatest trip I've had
• David Ives
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• myself (user)
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• For a Minute There I Lost Myself...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• The Wild Colonials
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been waiting forever
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Burl Ives
• I Feel I've Melted
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I've walked on the Moon barefoot.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• A letter to myself
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I've got a little list
• I've lost you
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Oh! No! I've polluted my Winnie-the-Pooh with teardrops!
• Myself and Mine
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Only When I Lose Myself
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Things I've learned from Everything
• I've Got the World on a String
• I've Got a Woman
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• myself
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I've got the Internet
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I break myself down
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• I create unobtainable goals for myself and thrive off of pipe dreams.
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've Been Tired
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I've already forgiven her. It's all over now
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• I've earned my hate, earned it!
• Dancing With Myself
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• Ski piss
• What I've Learned
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• I've heard your song
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• I myself am war
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Things that I've overheard
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• Books Senso Has Read (category)
• pukesick: notes to myself
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• not recognizing myself in the mirror
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Far away piece of myself
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• of all the things i've lost..
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• Ive Brussel
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• You Enjoy Myself
• I take myself dancing
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• I've got mine
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I left myself at the Airport
• Slipping away from myself
• If I could just watch myself burn
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've developed a new skill
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I hide myself within my flower
• I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• -ive
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've been completed
• I hate myself and want to die
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• I've been on the net (user)
• Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
• I can't stop torturing myself
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• St Ives
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• The day I punched myself in the face
• Thinking myself in circles
• LOL AT MYSELF (user)
• Rediscovering Myself (user)
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• I've lost interest
• I've Never Been to Me
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• I can only speak for myself
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed

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