Findings:
- I've been duped by Satan!
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- I got hit by the pizza man
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
- Mr. Butts
- Being a dickhead
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I've been crowned the king of it
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- Butt's Twelve by Pies
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- Why I've never been ice skating
- 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- on being hit by lightning
- How to get hit by a car
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I've been shot!
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- The Wild Colonials
- I've been a woman for too long
- Since I've Been Loving You
- The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm not very cool
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
- I've Never Been to Me
- I've been dead a long time
- I've been on the net (user)
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- I've been completed
- I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I've been working on my homework
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- I've been smoking ever since
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
- I've been trying to count the stars
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Not really by the rules, but...
- I'm not racist but...
- I've been living my life half asleep
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I've frequently not been on boats
- hit by pitch
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- Anatomy of a relationship, as interpreted by 80s music hits
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- Love cookies
- I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I've been expecting you
- Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- getting hit by a guy
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- I've been a wild rover for many a year, and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer...
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
- Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Getting hit by a woman
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- I've been waiting forever
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- I've Been Tired
- I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
- Mr. Mojo Risin'
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- Mr. T vs Everything
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- Mrs. Peel (user)
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Mr. Self Destruct
- Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
- The Tale of Mrs. Tittlemouse
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Mr Blobby
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Letter to Mrs. Bixby
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- Lincoln's April Fools' letter to Mrs. Browning, April 1, 1838
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- mr. charisma (user)
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Mrs. Norris
- the water can kill you, but the beer won't
- Mrs. Trellis
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- mr truck (user)
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
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