Findings:

• I've been waiting forever
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I've Been Tired
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• measure twice, cut once
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• I've been crowned the king of it
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've been shot!
• I've been a woman for too long
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Once a philosopher, twice a pervert
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been on the net (user)
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I’ve been completed
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I've been working on my homework
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I may or may not have been naked
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• Once bitten twice shy
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've frequently not been on boats
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been expecting you
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• the hottest it has ever been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Has Been
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Borg
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• I've got socks
• If I told you once
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• There once was a girl named Irene
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• right or wrong
• Sir Hornbook; or, Childe Launcelot's Expedition
• Finding or Creating a Writers' Workshop Group
• Beauty with love, false or true
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• To drive or not to drive
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• Alastor: Or, the Spirit of Solitude
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Liberty or Death: Violence, Slavery, and Poetry in Pre-Revolutionary Charleston
• Lightning never strikes twice.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• It could have been me
• It's been real
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• David Ives
• Currier and Ives
• Once upon a time
• This guy I once knew, Jason
• Once and only once is not just for code
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• The dry and exalted noise of the locusts from all the air at once enchants my eardrums
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Jan Ors
• Pair or Single
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Intelligence or talent -- the effects of definition
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• EF or FF?
• My Little Pony or porn star?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• White Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
• Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• The Lemonade Diet or Master Cleanse
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Is this true or only clever?
• She could not live with or without him
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• to exorcise or not to exorcise?
• Twice Removed
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• They had been expecting me
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Been Dripping
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I've earned my hate, earned it!
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Do You Remember Once...
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• opportunity only knocks once
• 54-40 or fight!
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Guilty Wind or Wing
• Potato or Parmentier Soup
• Trade or Opium?
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• pets or meat
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust

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