Findings:
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Jobs I've Had
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Neatest trip I've had
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- I've had you here before
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- Allah Had No Son
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I've frequently not been on boats
- Ski piss
- Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
- I've Seen Your Picture
- I've walked on the Moon barefoot.
- The best teacher I ever had
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- When you had left our pirate fold
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- Miss Polly had a dolly
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- Had Icarus a Parachute
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- We had no bait but our tongues
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- Burl Ives
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- I've lost my appetite
- Oh! No! I've polluted my Winnie-the-Pooh with teardrops!
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- he had a dream
- You've never had it so good
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
- I've developed a new skill
- Currier and Ives
- I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
- I had an Everything dream an hour ago
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- i had a dream about the future
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- When each had their own personal anthem
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- I've
- of all the things i've lost..
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- I've been smoking ever since
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- They Had No Poet
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- She had the most wonderful grin in the world
- she had mood ring eyes
- I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
- I've got the Internet
- I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
- I've been expecting you
- Some things I've learned about not smoking
- i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- I've been living my life half asleep
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I've been dead a long time
- If I had a nickel...
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I had it hard for nuclear power
- He had something to say. He said it.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Charles Ives
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- I've lost interest
- Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
- Books Senso Has Read (category)
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- Houston, we've had a problem
- My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
- had Orpheus been a gentleman
- If i had a diamond (user)
- wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- Things that I've overheard
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- I've been trying to count the stars
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
- We had every gentle sound
- Never Had It So Good
- Presidents of the United Stated who had not previously held elected office
- I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- I've Seen Everything
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- poems I had to do for a school project
- the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
- The Road I've Travelled
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- Since I've Been Loving You
- I had pleasant times as well
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- I had cool friends in high school
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I have had enough of Survivor
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- If I had $1,000,000
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- I've inadvertently created a superfly
- A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
- I Know What You Had For Breakfast
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
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