Findings:

• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• A pot-grower's worst nightmare
• your worst nightmare (user)
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• Squirrel brains
• bad brain day
• Top 40 Music Is Rotting My Brain
• Brain Donors
• brain chemistry
• talent and brain plasticity
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Nightmares
• Dreams are the genus; nightmares the species
• Nightmare Revisited
• The Worst Moment
• Worst ideas of the century
• brain food
• insane brain noise
• monkey brains
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• Your brain is a super computer
• Brain Mole
• brain radar (user)
• babies being born without brains
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• i'm everything (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Why the American Dream is the rest of the world's nightmare
• The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
• It's not brain surgery
• Brain Trust
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• seeping brains (user)
• This is your brain on marijuana
• Sexing the Brain
• How to kill brain cells
• Does being nocturnal cause brain damage?
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Checkerboard Nightmare
• Nightmare (user)
• Worsted
• The worst things about divorce
• brain rectification
• Sleepwalking, brain food, and love
• Brain hurt... me need caffeine...
• Brain Smasher
• My brain is Swiss cheese
• The Three Brain Phases
• Deep brain stimulation therapy
• The Brain and Reality
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm running away to Alaska
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I,m your Buttocks (user)
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
• Space is a nightmare filled with evil
• Imagine the worst possible consequences
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• An Open Letter to My Brain
• Black box for the brain
• Brain Typing
• The Brain Room
• To cudgel one's brains
• imm
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Kentucky Nightmare
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Worst Friends Forever
• The Brain
• Computerized replacement dog brain
• How many chickens?
• organic brain syndrome
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• human brain

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