• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm Too Sexy
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm too old for this shit
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• The World is too much with us
• To, Too, Two
• A reason to drink
• Too Loud a Solitude
• Too Darn Hot
• too late now (user)
• the light too bright, the day too long
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• And Now for Something Completely Different
• Nuclear, chemical and genetic: Three different flavors
• Men and women are fundamentally different
• This is physics of a different sort
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Error: Too many errors
• Not Too Near
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Watch your step, a step too soon
• Long, Too Long America
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• A jar labeled "pieces of string - too small to keep"
• No shot too cheap
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• California is a different country, really
• The same people with different names
• Different Stars
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• I'm the King of the Castle
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• kids grow up too fast
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• On the cost of First Class postage
• It's Too Late Now
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• too little too late
• Cutting, copying, and pasting in different computing environments
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I'm dead (user)
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• You have far too much time on your hands
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Life is too short to use low-quality herbs and spices
• Too Close: A Rum Running Story
• Don't take sex too seriously
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• I can write, too.
• Why are homosexuals held to different standards of conduct than heterosexuals?
• Park Different
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• running too fast at night
• I think I think too much
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• Playing the guitar can cause RSI
• Independent media are biased too
• We get too tense when we drive
• A Vacation Too Far
• these streets are too straight for your video game heart
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Different kinds of people
• Remembering the future in a different way than we remember the past
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons

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