Findings:
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm Losing You
- I'm tired
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I'm sorry for your loss
- I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
- I'm doing OK
- That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm Really Into Techno
- I'm in one of those moods again
- Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
- i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Pleasures of the Flesh -- A tale told between blackouts
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm pregnant
- I'm falling apart
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Drei Maenner Im Schnee
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
- I'm the King of the Castle
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm not lovin' it
- I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- All Things Are Quite Silent
- She told me to say that
- Things I told my teenaged daughters about boys
- IM
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I know what I'm talking about
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm not ashamed to use Windows
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm scared of my car
- I'm feeling lucky
- im in ur base killin ur d00dz
- As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
- I'm not thumbing for a lift
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- Tell him, she told me
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm gay
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
- I'm a Mountain
- im da best (user)
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- Brad, what if I told you I belonged to a network of freedom fighters?
- The Shortest Story Ever Told
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm glad I'm white
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm going to the moon
- Zeit im Bild
- I'm such a philistine
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
- What the dust told me
- I told her I couldn't sleep
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- So. Central Rain
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm a Pepper
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I'm on drugs
- I'm not sharing him
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm not racist but...
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm damn sociable for a hermit
- I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
- I'm Afraid of Americans
- im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
- I'm Stalking Him Electronically
- I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
- Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
- I'm not a cold hard bitch
- I'm not supposed to show you
- I'm dead (user)
- I told you so
- I told you I love you, now get out
- Lies my physicists told me
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Women want me when I'm taken
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Now I'm Nothing
- The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
- I'm not fucking bored
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm Only Sleeping
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm not what you think
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm seeing robots
- Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
- Not quite nude hiking
- Stories your parents told you as a kid
- A Man Needs To be Told
- The ducks, however, hate everyone
- I'm sorry
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm just a bill
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm falling in love with you
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm Cute
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