• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm the Bad Guy
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• That guy
• One of the guys
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Penis size and impregnation
• We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
• just a nice guy (user)
• awesome fat guy (user)
• Frozen Dead Guy Days
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• Guy Noir
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• The Naked Guy
• Five Swell Guys
• Stand Up Guy
• average guy (user)
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• right guy
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Good-looking guy game
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• I was a nice guy once
• Go-to guy
• Larry the Cable Guy
• big guy (user)
• Smile at guys, for me
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• guy
• computer guy lite
• Guys and Dolls
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Guy Under the Seats
• This Guy (user)
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• That one guy (user)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Guy Game
• fat guys
• The guy in the van
• Guy Hamilton
• blue eyes hot guys (user)
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• tough guy
• Dead Guy Ale
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• justa guy (user)
• Mr. Nice Guy
• Four guys in flight suits
• Science Guy (user)
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot

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