• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm such a philistine
• Geek pick-up lines
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• Localized geek dialect
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I'm dead (user)
• No Such Place
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process
• girl geek
• Only Slightly a Geek Girl
• Meek Geek (user)
• How do you become a geek?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• Geek Mythology
• Feminists and geeks
• English geek
• geek canon
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Uncle Robin's Advice for Lovelorn Geeks
• gay geek
• Standard Geek Dialect
• geek. (user)
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• There is such a color in thought
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• geek chic
• Geek Pride Festival
• The "Geek Pride" phenomenon
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm good for it.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• There's no such thing as normal
• Such pretty white points. So sharp.
• Geeks In Space
• Code of the Geeks
• Geek Cruises
• Not normal, geek or otherwise
• geek social fallacies
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Walking in the dark, you see such strange sights
• And she, with her beautiful words and such a fire burning inside
• Geek of the Week (user)
• alpha geek
• Brother Power the Geek
• Escapism for Geeks
• Geek ailments
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry

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