• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Rebeca Martinez
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• No one can be in two places at once
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Be a model or just look like one
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Be that as it may
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Being a dickhead
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm going to be a Dad
• No one can be totally logical
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Straight but not Narrow
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• may you be granted a purple robe
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• meteors may be fallen angels
• Animals which may be immortal
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• may their names be sung forever
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• and the world may be long for you
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You may belch, but you must not fart, among the Arabs.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• My life may no longer be my own
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Hot pursuit
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN

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