• I'm so sorry
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• So. Central Rain
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm sorry
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Die Hard
• Romeo Must Die
• Fools Die
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• A toad can die of light!
• Where fun comes to die
• Die, All Right!
• die casting
• Die weiße Rose
• Die Forelle
• Ready to die
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• If I Had Known
• a leg had bared itself
• My mistress had a little dog
• Best smoke I've ever had
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• We had to destroy the future in order to save it
• If I had a penis
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm a programmer (user)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm running away to Alaska
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Sorry to bother you
• Die Zauberflöte
• Die Walkure
• Live and Let Die
• You are just an animal and you will die
• To Die Unknown
• restarting a player after his character dies
• John Barleycorn Must Die
• Beer Die
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• watching everyone you know die
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Die, you gravy sucking pig!
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had a few
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The best I never had
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• imm
• My cats think I'm a God
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• i'm everything (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
• Old video games don't die
• Die With Your Boots On
• Sonnet On Hearing the Dies Irae Sung in the Sistine Chapel
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• Die Another Day
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Vote or Die
• Today is a Good Day to Die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Some Niggers Never Die, They Just Smell that Way
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• I Had Always Known
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• if I had known then what I know now
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• Dammit, I'm mad
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• I'm dead (user)
• Feeling sorry for the last bit of food left in the dish
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• to die for
• Lando was supposed to die
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• Die Panne
• Evil Stevie Must Die
• Die Seeker (user)
• What happens when a Pope dies
• die kunst ist tot (user)
• Why do children have to die?
• Canon CAT
• Had Gadya
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• she had already found her party
• You had me at hello
• Your mother had a heart attack in the other room while you were masturbating
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.

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