Findings:

• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I'm so sorry
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I don't believe in Forever
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• I'm sorry
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Sorry, I don't work here
• I don't believe in falling in love
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Don't Believe the truth
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• You don't believe in evolution?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I don't believe in anything
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm sorry for your loss
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Being a dickhead
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• I don't believe in people
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• So. Central Rain
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't be an IM phantom
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• you would have been
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't mess with Texas
• Don't Go Out the Door
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't lie. Ever.
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Love the one you don't need
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Don't Shampoo Your Hair
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Lick That/Don't Lick That
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Vampires don't smoke
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• Don't feed the Faradays
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Don't see the attraction
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm so tough
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Charmed, I'm sure
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm seeing robots
• I'm good for it.
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Sorry about the small penis
• Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
• Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
• I've been living my life half asleep
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I want to believe
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I'll scream it until I believe it
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't call me Debbie
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't want to go home

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