• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm so sorry
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• So. Central Rain
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm sorry
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I can't do that, Dave
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm too old for this shit
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Sorry to bother you
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• Dave Grusin
• Dave the Resurrector
• Dave Gorman
• Dave Carter and Tracy Grammer
• Insomniac with Dave Attell
• Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Jeet Kune Do
• Do you know what pain is?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Tang Soo Do
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• do rag
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• First Statement of Ti and Do
• Things To Do List
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
• Stupid things to do in a strip club
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Why do leaves change color in autumn?
• tumble turn
• Helping a loved one with depression
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• You push the button, we do the rest
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• do (user)
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• Nuclear Weapons Do Not Function Without Yellow Tape
• What to do if a big cat attacks you
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• What level do we learn fireball? (e2poll)
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
• Sorry for the stolen cookies
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I Cannot Live With You
• Dave Graney
• Dave Nelson
• Dave Staugas
• Dave Lewis
• Dave Ramsey
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• DoS attack
• Chung Do Kwan
• Do NOT feed the troll
• do it yourself
• How Do I Live
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Do you want to cuddle in my tent?
• Stuff to Do with Your Own Blood 101
• We Still Do Magic
• a woman I do not love
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
• J'ai perdu le dos de ma clarinette
• "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
• Why do this every day?
• Typing UNIX commands in a DOS window
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Why do we persist in thinking of time as cyclical?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Estado do India
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Know How, Can Do
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Do Not Fire From Target Continuum
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I wanted to do it again
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I do not want to add 'Sexy Random' as my friend
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine

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