• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• her eyes can't find you at first
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I hope my pony knows the way back home
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not racist but...
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Find the way home
• Every Which Way but Loose
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• I'm so tough
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Good help is so hard to find
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• the way the leaves move, the green light, so green
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• I can't find the any key
• I'm tired of calling 911
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Being a dickhead
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm tired
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• you can't have it both ways
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• So the sheep will push back
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Evil finds a way.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• i can't find it anywhere
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it

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