• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I'm never getting drunk again
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I'm not fucking bored
• I am so fucking happy
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Kiss me once and never again
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• You've never had it so good
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Never Again
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Never Had It So Good
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Never call again
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm so sorry
• I never saw her again
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• So called true life magazines
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so tough
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I will never drink root beer again
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• The Rumi I never read
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Never Say Never Again
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Home I'll never be
• if i never saw you again
• Why the regionally acclaimed 12-year-old composer never wrote music again
• never show this dialog box again
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The donuts are so pretty
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll never forget Morocco
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• never again is what you swore the time before
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• You can never go home again
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• On Sitting Down to Read King Lear Once Again
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I never saw him again
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Skim this life but never live
• Never mind the Euro, it's the hospitals
• There will never be another you
• waiting for things that never came
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Read/Write Memory
• When I Read Shakespeare
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Stoned Again; and, How I Managed It
• How to read binary-coded ASCII
• nick can write love poems again
• Read Me (collaboration)
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• Shock TV
• Pet peeves as experience of culture shock
• Time and time again
• so good
• again, I am too young
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• Fucking A
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• so sorry2 (user)
• go fucking (user)
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Curious George
• So bashful when I spied her
• George Steinbrenner
• Oh it's all so soft and lovely with you
• Madame George
• Why sitcom relationships are so excellent
• George Balanchine
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• George Speight
• You were always so good to me
• George Agricola
• That's So Raven
• George W. Bush's Statement at the March for Life
• It was free, so I took it.
• Saint George and the Dragon
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• George Kennan
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• George Crum
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• King George's War
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• George W. Vanderbilt
• George Gist
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)

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