Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Not Sorry
• politics needs ninja
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• I'm sorry
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• So. Central Rain
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• I'm fine no really
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Do I really need Linux?
• Footprints' band needs a name (document)
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm so sorry
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• NEED A NAME (user)
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• need a name for it
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• Band names that are really hard to search for
• Every film needs a ninja
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
• need**% name (user)
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• Five Superheroes we REALLY need
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Is another gas station really what we need?
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Demeter
• Homeric Hymn to Demeter
• Demeter Fragrance Library
• Demeter and Persephone
• Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Demeter
• The Last Voyage of the Demeter
• Im Elvis (user)
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall

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