• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• imm
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm too old for this shit
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Licensed to Ill
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I'll throw you the connection
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• I'll take my half whole
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• I'll never forget Morocco
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm Nuts
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Ted, Just Admit It
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• Herrin ill
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• I'd rather read a book
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Rose (user)
• I'm not lovin' it
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Rather than trying
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Honey, I'll see you in hell!
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Admit One
• I'll Take Manhattan
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• Bird of Ill Omen
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)

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