Findings:

• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I'll take that as a compliment
• I'm
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm no good at enigmas
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll be
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm looking for a friend
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Z^n admits no bounded harmonic function
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• Still I'll make this water home
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Lincensed to Ill
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Mr. Ill (user)
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'd rather read a book
• The Goods and the Ills
• I'll throw the first rock
• Ill Nino
• 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
• I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity

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