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• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• well im sure (user)
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• But who nodes the noders?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm a stranger here myself
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• here, but not here
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Charmed, I'm sure
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm just here for the candy
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• pretty, but
• I'm Still Here
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Pretty Butt (user)
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• They are all pretty but fading.
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• War is hell but men like it
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Hell Below/Stars Above
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm not sure
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Being a dickhead
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm glad you're here.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• The Hike From Hell. An Appalachian Trail E2 Noder Meet of Truly Nietzschean Proportions.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Monster, we're here
• Smoking Stops HERE
• Here's To Life
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I know more when I'm alone
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• HEY im cool (user)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Lot's Wife
• lot tracking
• A Lot Can Happen
• Stealth noder
• August 18, 1999
• noder provocateur (user)
• The death of a Comedy Legend: A Multi-cultural Liverpool Noder Meet
• Anonymous noder (user)
• Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 18
• Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
• Persuasion - Chapter 18
• Nodes explaining noder names (category)
• Chessmen of Mars Chapter 18
• February 18, 2002
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• February 18, 2003
• Make E2 Pretty (document)
• November 18, 2004
• Pretty Boi vamp (user)
• Dream Log: September 18, 2006
• I was sure it was her
• August 18, 2009
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• May 18, 2011
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• "None of the above" in elections
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Mandibular block injection
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.

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