Findings:

• Don't be an IM phantom
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Baptist jokes
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Don't Be Afraid
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Being a dickhead
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• painting stars that have not come to be
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Be careful and don't fall down
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• don't be absurd (user)
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• you have to be close to catch it
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Don't Be Evil
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Be Smart, Be Safe: Plan Ahead
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I don't have a television set
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• A reason to drink
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Stoned music memories
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• you have to be kidding
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I don't want to be alone
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't want to be successful
• painting stars that have come to be
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't be sad
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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