Findings:
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
- I feel like I'm being watched
- Dating your best friend
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- Kissing your best friend
- im da best (user)
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- best before date
- Memories of my best friend
- My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
- Best Friend (user)
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- My best friend, Josh
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- What It Feels Like for a Girl
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- My Best Friend's Birthday
- The day my best friend cried
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
- Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
- Man's best friend
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
- What does it feel like to write bad on purpose
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- What do you say to your best friend's ex?
- Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
- It feels like my life is out of sync
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- A Boy's Best Friend
- My gay best friend
- It's the first day of summer and already I feel yesterday's fingers clenched tight around my throat
- Like A Friend
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
- Feel Like A Stranger
- Some of my best friends are
- My best dead friend
- Sex with your best friend
- Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I'm looking for a friend
- Some of my best friends are djs
- to my best friend
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Best friends, for awhile
- brandys best friend (user)
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
- Best of Friends
- Falling out of love with your best friend
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- best friends
- I feel like a rock star
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- Is this what it feels like to heal?
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- Some of my best friends are three inches long
- E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- Fingerfucking your best friend
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- My Best Friend's Wedding
- Best Friends Forever
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- Man's best friend? (e2poll)
- You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
- I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Being married to your best friend
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Some of my best friends are...
- Best friend
- ex-girl friend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Brainy people make the best friends
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
- How to find your new best friend
- My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
- The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
- My best friend is a breakfast table
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- Falling in love with your best friend
- some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Feels Like Home
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- What it feels like on bare skin
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Today I feel like a tiger shark
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'm not a terrorist
- I'm fine, thank you. And you?
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Tastes like chicken
- Making like the rabbits
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Throws like a girl
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
- Prostitution - I Like My Job
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- What jail is like
- Reprint what you like
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones
- Like A Prayer
- Just to see what it would be like
- The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- for now, I like it fine
- The fading of love is like leaves crunching under you in the autumn
- She's Like the Swallow
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