Findings:
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm not old enough to love you
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- If you're hungry, blame me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- Don't Blame Me
- Blame It on Me
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- blame me
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- Why old people piss me off
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
- don't blame me for your anger
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm too old for this shit
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
- can you get enough of me?
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Carry Me back to Old Virginny
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- Blame
- Blame Aphrodite
- Blame It on the Bossa Nova
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- blame Everything
- Who's To Blame
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- Praise and blame are forms of manipulation that you no longer require
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- Blame the anarchist
- Wherein stones are not thrown and blame is laid
- Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
- The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
- there is no blame
- Here's the time I took the blame
- Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann)
- the blame game
- Time Enough for Love
- enough
- The World is Not Enough
- 640K ought to be enough for anybody
- Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
- Interestingly enough
- Enough with the high heels already
- the words were enough
- the Net is not enough
- Not enough information
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- I am not fool enough to wish for wings
- There are not enough hours in the day
- Save enough energy for the escape
- Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
- That's enough to piss off the Pope
- why the silence is enough
- And the days are not full enough
- It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
- There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- It's Hard Enough
- We have had enough of your beige
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
- I could take this in doses large enough to kill
- That's enough
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Hurricanes don't dance enough.
- You're not close enough
- Enough to fill the Albert Hall
- Enough spliffs to render a rhinoceros comatose
- Love is Not Enough
- I have had enough of Survivor
- Enough to cobble a dog
- There are not enough hours in our day
- Give 'em Enough Rope
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
- You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
- Taxed Enough Already
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- Enough of This Teacher!
- is it enough that I search for candles?
- Emily Enough: Imprisoned
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- Opportunity bucks, and my hands are strong enough to hold fast.
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