• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Big Daddy?
• horney daddy (user)
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Mama's baby, daddy's maybe
• baby daddy
• couch fucking
• Fucking Obnoxious Concertgoer
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I'm flier than a seagull
• Big Daddy Kane
• Daddy Long Legs
• puff daddy (user)
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Daddy Mak (user)
• Brighton Daddy Long Legs
• Ed "Big Daddy" Roth
• Sheets of blank fucking paper
• The Fucking Champs
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• sexy daddy (user)
• Pimp Daddy Payne (user)
• Fucking Åmål
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm not that kinda girl
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm no Socrates
• Big Daddy
• Daddy's little girl
• Daddy DJ
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• wife fucking another
• I'm not sure
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Daddy Yankee
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• You are your fucking khakis
• Fucking is fucking
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz

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