• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm just sayin'
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• These are the Times that Try Men's Souls
• Just being quiet and close
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Being a dickhead
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I'm just a bill
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• being ill during exams
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Stay here with me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I feel like I'm being watched
• better off with him than here with me
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Just call me fluffy
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• I'll become what you became to me
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• For the Time Being
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• I just work here
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Next time you leave me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• time has no meaning here
• tell me a story about really being undead
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• i'm just a girl
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Just be home in time for supper
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• let's try me (user)
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.

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