• I'm not racist but...
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• Newington Butts
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Damn everything but the circus!
• You say you love; but with a voice
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• ass butt (user)
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Burmese Butt Blaster
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm pregnant
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• im da best (user)
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• But who codes the coders?
• Butt weld
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• executed but never exposed
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• Butt Memorial Bridge
• butt slut
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• Hot pursuit
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But life is subjective.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm just a bill
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm lovin' it
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm Graduating
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm Nuts
• I'm not supposed to show you
• Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
• There is no god but God
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• equal but opposite
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Flattered, but deceived
• tragic but brave
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart

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